Here in Tennessee we’re good with one-liners, comebacks and other zingers. Have a little fun with the kids and teach them how to think about everyday things as riddles. Some kids just love to laugh and cut up! Share these fun riddles with them then help them come up with their own:
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Na-Cho Cheese!
Why did the shark cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
I’ve got more problems than you!
Why did the jellybean go to school?
Cuz he wanted to be a Smartie!
Why did the skeleton go to the dance?!
Because he didn’t have a BODY to go with him!
What button can you never lose?
Your belly button!
What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
A clock!
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died!
What has to be broken before you can use it?
And egg!
What begins with “T,” ends with “T,” and has “T” in it?
A teapot!
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm
Why did the lady wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are always stuffed!
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I am stuck on you!
What did one potato chip say to another?
Shall we go for a dip?
